“Four clubs is never to play.”
Table Talk
“My principle is, if open NT, try to play in a major. If not open in NT try to play in NT.”
“All I do is win and win and win you still think I’m a terrible player.”
“It was not a play error, it was a play concept error.”
“Since when I do things right we get bad scores, maybe if I do things wrong we’ll get tops.”
“I’m the biggest masterpoint winner in California, doesn’t that count for anything?”
“It hurts when a regular partner falls for rumors and turns me down…especially when we have never lost a game together.”
“Those who can’t lose 1700 can’t win 1700 either.”
“Jealousy is what makes Aaron and his followers treat me the way they do.”
“Experts say I am an expert, novices say I am an expert, intermediates say I am an expert, advanced players say I stink.”