Hands – Page 7 – The Gee Chronicles

Hands

Oct 102002
 

None Vul
IMPs
Dealer: West
Lead: C3

laurel
S A Q J 8
H J 8 7 6 3
D Q 9 2
C 4
sauron
S K 7 6 4
H K 10 2
D 7 3
C 9 7 6 2
[W - E] jdonn
S 10 3 2
H 9 4
D K J 5
C Q J 8 5 3
Maestro
S 9 5
H A Q 5
D A 10 8 6 4
C A K 10
West
Pass
Pass
Dbl
Pass
North
Pass
4 H
Pass
Pass
East
1NT
Pass
Pass
Pass
South
Dbl
Pass
Rdbl

 

You ever hear a score and wonder to yourself, “How did that happen?” I do all the time. So when I was told that Gee lost an eight-board team game 31-12, I had to wonder, “How did he win 12 IMPs?” Here’s how.

Today’s hand was reported to me by one of the participants, one might even say the principal culprit, jdonn, and I can do no better than to let him tell it.

“I get the party started,” Josh writes, “with a 1NT psyche 3rd seat, knowing Gee is bound to have a good hand and doesn’t have a penalty double available. He doubles to show a single suiter (though I hesitate to call those diamonds a ‘suit’) and his partner bids…4 hearts!?!?! Personally I would be worried that my partner’s suit might be clubs, but that’s just me.

“Gerard uses his famous table feel to work out to pass 4 hearts, not playing his partner for anything like his bid (Axxx K109xxxx x x or the like, which leaves me room for a 16 count and might explain his partner’s initial pass). I would of course be playing my partner for Jxxxx as well on this auction. Anyway my partner quite reasonably decides to double, not knowing what they or I am up to. Laurel now decides that even though Jxxxx opposite no hint of support is good enough to triple jump to game, AQJx isn’t good enough to run to when the first suit gets doubled.

“Gerard now ships it back. Interesting how a hand that last round didn’t consider itself good enough to explore to the 5 level becomes absolutely confident of making 4, when his only new information is that the opponents have doubled him. I consider a run to 5 clubs but quickly decide that will only make things worse (indeed, despite my partner’s club support, I am on a diamond guess for down 6/7 in 5 clubs doubled). So I suck it up for -1080.

“The post mortem sheds little light on their adventurous auction.

jdonn: sorry partner, I thought you had opened 1 diamond. I need to go to bed and get my vision checked :o
Sauron: no problem partner
Sauron: strange bidding by opps as well, X as single suit
Sauron: and then 4H from hell
Gerard: yes… we play DONT
Gerard: not sure where the 4h comes from:-)
Laurel: do we play dont?
Laurel: lolllllllllllllllllllllllll
Laurel: i thought we played capp
Gerard: was happy to hear 4h anyway:-)

“I, still reeling, and wondering how 4H is any better opposite a capp double than a dont double, will take a nap now.”

At least it wasn’t sticks & wheels.

Oct 092002
 

None Vul
MPs
Dealer: West
Lead: H6

classact
S 8 6 3
H A 2
D Q 9 5 2
C A Q 8 6
petit_g
S K J 9 7 2
H K 9 7
D 10 8 4
C K 5
[W - E] Maestro
S 4
H 10 8 5 3
D A J 7 6 3
C J 10 2
a-yummy
S A Q 10 5
H Q J 6 4
D K
C 9 7 4 3
West
Pass
1 S
Pass
2 H
Pass
Pass
North
1 D
Pass
Pass
Pass
Dbl
East
Pass
1NT
2 D
3 D
Pass
South
1 H
Dbl
Pass
Pass
Pass

 

Today we have the remarkable spectacle of a balancer being hanged by his partner and hanging him in return. And this is just the beginning.

The auction cannot be faulted through Mini-Gee’s 1S overcall. Gee’s 1NT, though brave, shows, to most, something other than a six count and a stiff in the suit of his passed-hand partner.

The double scuttles what is left of Gee’s courage, as the words “Bones Principle”* thunder through his mind like a herd of charging elephants across the Serengeti. He pulls to 2D.

Over this Mini-Gee, with three cards in both reds, finds the imaginative bid of 2H, pulling to the suit his partner didn’t bid. Your basic expert would be ecstatic to find a 4-4 heart fit to play at the two level; not Gee. He persists with 3D, off 3 doubled for 500 and a stone matchpoint zero.

What possessed Mini-Gee to bid 2H with K97 remains a mystery. Perhaps they play transfers here — an unusual treatment, considering that the opponents have already bid two suits, including hearts, but one never knows. And although to the STCP™ it looks like Mini-Gee could have a stiff or void in diamonds, Gee divines Mini’s error (table feel!) and pulls to the superior 3D contract. What looks like luck is in fact a calculated risk by an expert to improve the contract.

Three brilliant bids in sequence, poor Gee still nets a bottom. Some days it just doesn’t pay a guy to get out of bed.

*Although the Bones Principle did not come directly into play, its specter was enough to affect the hand. Hence, a logo.

Oct 082002
 

E/W Vul
IMPs
Dealer: West
Lead: SQ

pq2
S 8 7 4
H 5 3
D K Q 10 4
C A K 9 7
devil
S Q 3
H Q J 8 7
D 9 8 5 3 2
C 5 4
[W - E] domminae
S A J 9 6 5
H A
D A 6
C Q J 6 3 2
Maestro
S K 10 2
H K 10 9 6 4 2
D J 7
C 10 8
West
Pass
Pass
2 S
Dbl
North
1 C
Pass
Pass
Pass
East
1 S
Dbl
Pass
Pass
South
2 H
Pass
3 H
Pass

 

Today we are doubly fortunate, with lessons from the bidding and the play. North in first seat opens 1C instead of 1D, for reasons that elude me. East makes a pretty ordinary 1S overcall. Now our hero has a problem. He lacks the strength for a 2H free bid, yet, as we know, it is never correct to make a negative double with a five-card suit, let alone a six-bagger. Passing never enters the expert mind. What to do? Make the free bid anyway. West is happy to defend, and North, too, presciently passes this ordinarily forcing bid. East reopens with a double, and West wisely ignores his diamonds in favor of supporting with Qx of spades. 2S probably makes, but our hero won’t settle for -110. The STCP™ who doesn’t have his bid in the first place pulls in his horns: the expert rebids his suit.

West’s double of 3H is not Bones, as some readers may assume. Sure, Gee is declaring, but West has a hand, and has heard an auction, that would prompt a double under normal circumstances. One can argue, of course, that under normal circumstances we would not have heard today’s auction at all.

West leads the SQ, ducked to declarer’s SK. Gee leads the DJ; East wins the ace and cashes two spades, West discarding a club on the second one. Gee ruffs the fourth round of spades with the nine; West overruffs with jack and shifts to a club, won by Gee in dummy as West shows an even count. He leads a low trump, which isn’t optimal but is as good as anything else on the layout. East wins the stiff ace and leads another club. West ruffs and returns a diamond.

Gee leads a trump from dummy, East showing out. Now he hesitates, and hesitates some more, and finally ducks, for -500. The beauty of this play does not lie in the mere fact that he lost the trump count; this can happen to anyone, although to some more than others. It lies in Gee’s absolute assurance that there was more than one trump out. After all, if you had any doubt, since there’s no reason to force the defense to take its “winner” now, wouldn’t you play the HK to be on the safe side? You and I would. That is not the master’s way.

Oct 072002
 

None Vul
MPs
Dealer: West
Lead: CA

sunday
S K 6 4
H Q 6 4 3 2
D 6 5
C Q 9 4
puzzi
S 3
H A J 10 9
D J 9 8 3 2
C A K J
[W - E] pinpin
S 10 8 5 2
H 7 5
D A Q 10 7
C 10 6 5
Maestro
S A Q J 9 7
H K 8
D K 4
C 8 7 3 2
West
1NT
Pass
3 D
Pass
North
Pass
Pass
3 S
Pass
East
Pass
Dbl
Dbl
South
2 S
Pass
Pass

 

Before today’s hand, the last in a session, Gee exhorts the partnership to wind things up “flamboyantly,” and they do not disappoint.

The auction is remarkable. I venture to suppose that West’s 1NT is not every expert’s choice, and venture further that East, for one, might disagree, judging from her double of Gee’s balancing 2S. West pulls to 3D (which makes four), but leaves in the second double after North makes a reasonable-looking spade raise.

West does his best to cooperate on defense as well, leading the CA, shifting to the HA, cashing the second high club, and continuing a second heart. East signals even on the hearts and odd on the clubs. Gee wins the second heart. At this point there are two ways to avoid a second diamond loser, and the diligent reader may wish to set himself an exercise before he continues: how can declarer go down? (For a hint, consult yesterday’s hand.)

Gee begins by playing three rounds of trump, ending in dummy. He now plays the HQ, which East ruffs with her last trump. Gee overruffs, and one chance to avoid the second diamond loser is lost. Yet this is mere prologue. He now leads to dummy’s CQ, and finds the brilliant play of leading another heart, discarding a diamond, and leaving the defense with the diamond ace for the setting trick. Gee’s idea of a “flamboyant” finish was probably a top, like making 3SX, say. But tops come every hand. To manufacture a loser out of thin air — this requires a master’s touch.

Oct 062002
 

Both Vul
IMPs
Dealer: East
Lead: C10

fun1
S J 3 2
H 10 7 2
D 10 2
C Q J 9 3 2
barkun
S A 8 5
H K 8 6
D K 9 5
C K 8 7 4
[W - E] Maestro
S 9 7 6
H A Q J 9 5 4
D Q 7
C A 5
NezihG
S K Q 10 4
H 3
D A J 8 6 4 3
C 10 6
West

Pass
4 H

North

2 C
Pass

East
1 H
2 H
Pass
South
Dbl
Pass
Pass

 

Today’s auction is bad, brief and without interest. South’s takeout double is dubious, and West’s pass, with trump support and an opening hand himself, is remarkable. After the strange start, however, E/W reaches the same heart game that was played at about 90% of the tables.

Those of you who can’t see how to go down in 4H are underestimating the power of the winner-on-winner play. Gee wins the club lead with the ace and draws trump in three rounds, ending in his hand, and plays a low diamond to the king, which holds. Declarer now has five tricks in, and still holds the spade ace, three good trump, and the top club.

It’s time to go to work. Gee begins to prepare the winner-on-winner by leading a second round of diamonds to the queen, which loses to South’s DA. South continues clubs, and here Gee makes his first extraordinary play by ducking in both hands. North wins the C9 and shifts to a spade, and Gee ducks again. South continues with the SK. Gee wins the SA, and completes the coup by leading a low club off the board, stranding his CK, and ruffing in hand. Two more rounds of trump fail to induce North or South to part with their spades, and Gee loses a spade at the end to go down one.

The astute reader may wonder why I call this a winner-on-winner play. It’s because Gee tosses his good club king on one of the trump winners, lifting the play into the expert class. Had he saved his CK until the end to throw on the spade loser it would have been a comparatively common winner-on-loser play — still unusual, but scarcely, at this level of play, worthy of note.

Oct 052002
 

E/W Vul
MPs
Dealer: South
Lead: D3

petit_g
S K 10 5 3
H Q 9 6 4
D Q 10 3 2
C A
a-yummy
S J 4
H 10 7 3
D J 7 5 4
C K 9 8 5
[W - E] Sauron
S A Q 9 6 2
H A J 5
D
C Q J 10 6 4
Maestro
S 8 7
H K 8 2
D A K 9 8 6
C 7 3 2
West

Pass
Pass
3 C
Pass
Pass

North

Pass
Pass
3 D
Dbl

East

1 S
Dbl
4 C
Pass

South
Pass
2 D
Pass
Pass
Pass

Gee noted in his incisive discussion of yesterday’s hand that he made a special point of correcting Mini-Gee’s lead of the spade deuce very mildly, “not wanting to look nasty towards [his partner].” And surely no one understands the importance of proper care and feeding of one’s partner better than Gee. As he sagely writes in Bridge Is a Conversation, “The Rule #1 of any partnership in bridge is: Never make your partner feel inadequate.”

Perhaps, then, it is a good time to watch Gee put Rule #1 into practice, with the same partner, the very next day.

Today’s auction is rather orthodox, at least until we get to the three-level or so. Quite a few players would open the North hand in third position with 11 points, good spots and four spades, but it’s borderline and I don’t fault a pass. A more serious error is to fail to show the four-card diamond support immediately. A raise to three diamonds might buy the hand; East would have to think twice about a reopening double that could force his side to play a seven-card fit at the three-level.

But at the table North passes, and E/W locate their club fit, and North bids 3D over West’s 3C, one round too late. East makes a fine competitive bid of 4C with his excellent offensive and mediocre defensive hand. This is passed around to North, who thinks, and thinks, and thinks some more, and finally doubles. Is the double a good call? North certainly had a better hand than he’d shown, but no, not really, not even at matchpoints. In a case like this Gee knows exactly what to do. First he pulls to 4D, despite the fact that he is effectively barred from the auction by North’s slow double. Then he lets his student have it:

G: efes… I am confiscating your double button forever
Spec #1: UI [“Unauthorized information.” —Ed.]
Spec #2: coffeehousing back in popularity?
G: in fact
G: undo please
G: I am gonna pass
Spec #1: lol
G: so he sees what happens
Spec #3: oyyyyyyy
Spec #2: oh geez
Spec #1: ah, drawn and quartered

Well, here we are in 4CX. West ruffs the diamond lead in dummy and leads trump. Mini-Gee takes the ace and shifts to a spade, ducked in dummy and won with declarer’s SJ. At this point declarer makes four easily by repeating the spade finesse, ruffing a spade and drawing trump. West decides instead to ruff another diamond first. Then she plays a second round of trump, leaving Gee with one outstanding as Mini-Gee signals hearts by discarding the 9. Now declarer repeats the spade finesse, which holds.

Declarer continues with a low spade. Gee ruffs, giving away the overtrick and ensuring the stone bottom, to make sure his partner really learns his lesson this time. After the hand they have a few more words, for repetition is the essence of pedagogy:

G: that’s what you wanted, efes?
Spec #2: which was worse? making that coffee housing comment or g undoing his bid to ‘teach his student a lesson?’
Spec #1: neither
Spec #4: petulant
Spec #1: embarrassing efes
G: efes…. you are not to double for the next 3 months
petit_g: your hand bids 4 d
petit_g: not funny at all
G: no, I agree, it is not funny… but you promised to be careful with your doubles, but you keep going
petit_g: my double was correct
Spec #2: humiliation the key to learning?
G: I dont know how to stop you from doing that
G: huh?
petit_g: i had 11 points… single club ace
G: so what, you already told me about your 11 points [Um, when was that exactly? —Ed.]
Spec #5: this from a man who the last time I played w/him threw away the setting trick in a doubled contract
petit_g: last hand for me… ty all… good nite. … good nite G

Oct 042002
 

None Vul
IMPs
Dealer: East
Lead: S2

petit_g
S J 10 8 2
H A 10 8 2
D Q 6
C 9 7 6
obali
S 9 4
H K Q 7 3
D K J 5 4
C K 4 3
[W - E] pete
S Q 5
H J
D A 9 7 2
C A Q J 8 5 2
Maestro
S A K 7 6 3
H 9 6 5 4
D 10 8 3
C 10
West

1 H
3NT

North

Pass
Pass

East
1 C
2 C
Pass
South
Pass
Pass
Pass

 

One of Gee’s countless innovations in bidding and play is Roman leads, his refinement and extension of Roman discards. I can do no better than to quote his definitive treatment of the subject:

At the first occurrence of play in a suit,
a) Lead of the Ace asks partner for a count in the suit (Standard or Upside Down as agreed by partnership…)
b) Lead of any other honor shows presence of at least 1 more honor in the suit and asks partner to play according to Roman carding or discard as the case may be. I recommend highest of touching honors.
a) Lead of an odd card encourages partner to return in the suit being led. It tends to show at least an honor in the suit being played.
b) Lead of an even discard discourages partner to return in the suit being led. It tends to show lack of honor in that suit. A relatively high even card suggests a shift to a higher-ranking suit other than the trump suit. A relatively low even card suggests a shift to a lower-ranking suit other than the trump suit.

Got all that? (The two-letter alphabet is in the original.) Now let’s watch Roman leads in action.

E/W can make ten tricks in clubs but have no legitimate game. West takes a flyer at 3NT after East rebids his club suit, and indeed 3NT would make on a low heart lead. North, to his credit, chooses a spade instead, but playing Roman leads, which one?

The deuce discourages, denies — “tends to show lack of,” as Gee elegantly phrases it — an honor, and asks for a diamond. (Presumably clubs are out.) The eight or ten discourages, denies an honor, and asks for a heart. The jack shows a second honor, although it’s not entirely clear to me which one. Not the queen, certainly, since you’re supposed to lead highest of touching. The ace? The king?

Mini-Gee finally selects the deuce, which asks for the wrong suit in return — not that there’s a right one — and blocks the suit into the bargain. Declarer ducks in dummy (I would fly the queen and hope), and Gee wins the SK. Let’s pause and think the hand out along with him. We can see seven tricks in dummy. West has shown a balanced near-opener, and any possible diamond finesse is on, so there must be at least eight tricks in the minors, if not nine. Everything indicates that the defense needs to cash out. The question is, which major? You can continue the one your partner has led (admittedly with a discouraging card), in which you hold AKxxx, or shift to the one declarer has bid, and your partner has not signaled for, in which you hold 9xxx.

The choice is clear. Gee shifts to the H6. Declarer plays low, and North wins the HA. To some defenders this might indicate that declarer has another heart honor or two. North’s subsequent return of the S8 — a not very informative spot, but still, it is a spade — might even confirm it.

Gee wins the SK and shifts back to a heart.

It may be some time yet before the pupil surpasses the master.

Oct 032002
 

Both Vul
IMPs
Dealer: East
Lead: HQ

salcee
S K Q J 4 3 2
H A K 4
D A Q
C A 3
cindym
S 10 9 8 7
H 10 9 6 3
D 3
C Q 6 5 2
[W - E] gosia
S A 6
H Q J 8 5
D K 9 8 5 2
C J 10
Maestro
S 5
H 7 2
D J 10 7 6 4
C K 9 8 7 4
West

Pass
Pass
Pass
Pass

North

2 C
3 S
6 S

East
Pass
Pass
Pass
Pass
South
Pass
3 D
4 C
Pass

What does it take to respond positively to a forcing 2C opener? Let’s hear from three distinguished experts on the subject. First, Max Hardy: “When responder has a good suit, the immediate showing of it may allow opener to evaluate fitting cards and determine trick taking potential. Responder will show a suit if it is at least five cards long and contains two of the top three honors by bidding it directly in response to the two club opening bid.”

OK. Now Marty Bergen: “How much strength is needed for a positive response [to 2C]? The general standard is roughly 1 1/2 quick tricks or 8+ HCP.” He goes on to say you bid a suit at the two- or three-level “with a decent suit and a decent hand.”

Finally, Gerard Cohen: “For the other team, altogether, the minimum for the opposing team has a point spread of 19 to 40 minus whatever each opponent counts in his own hand. I’ll let you figure the mathematics of it.”

That last quote may have nothing to do with responding to a 2C opener, but then again it may. In any case, we can get some idea of what Gee thinks he needs from today’s hand. Apparently a four-count with two junky five-card minors suffices.

North, alas, appears to be closer to the Bergen-Hardy school. He rebids 3S and jumps to the spade slam when Gee follows up 3D with a forcing bid in a new suit. 6S rolls home if spades break 3-3, hearts are 5-3 or better and the DK is onside, provided trump are not led. Unluckily, this is not the layout, although East manages to hold the defense to down 1 by winning the SA and leading into declarer’s diamond tenace.

North and South’s bad fortune is our good, as Gee is dummy, giving him plenty of time to discuss bidding theory with the specs.

Spec #1: gerard what was 3d pls?
G: positive response, 5+ diamonds
Spec #2: G, they dont understand 3d… i dont get it, 3d is automatic guys
Spec #2: it shows 5 diamonds and a game force since 2d would be waiting, duh
Spec #3: with respect i think 2d waiting was better
Spec #4: yep 2d was the bid
G (to Spec #3): no, I do not have a 2d bid there
Spec #1 (to Spec #2): are you hopped up on somethin?
S Spec #2: naa, he had to show 5 diamonds, he has a 3D bid
S Spec #5: lol
Spec #3: ok what do you bid with bad hands?
Spec #5: Spec #2 heading the G fan club

As Gee leaves spec the recriminations fly.

Spec #2: oh btw specs, i was being sarcastic
Spec #1: spec #2 is the chief bosun and bser lol
Spec #2: i like to humor G
Spec #3 (to Spec #2): so what does g bid with poor hands like that?
Spec #6: 1 more story for aaron
Spec #7: no, you were kissin up
Spec #5: Spec #2 doing his best not to get booted from G spec land
Spec #2: you dont understand my “special” relationship with G
Spec #8: Spec #2 was trying not to commit pamicide*
Spec #2: i am his #1 fan :)
G (playing now, but still calling up from the table): but I did not make a reverse after 3D… would have been better 4S and hope I would continue
Spec #1 (to Spec #2): dont you see you’re creating a monster?
Spec #7: ah he failed to reverse… that explains it:>
Spec #6: reverse after 2c opening? New word in theory

*Named for pama, who mentioned the Bones Principle while Gee was in spec and thus assured herself of a spot on the honor roll.

Oct 022002
 

N/S Vul
MPs
Dealer: East
Lead: HA

petit_g
S J 10 8 4 2
H 9 7 6 2
D 10 6
C 5 3
a-yummy
S A 5
H 10 8 5
D A 5 3
C A 10 9 6 4
[W - E] kash
S K 9 7 6 3
H A 4
D 8 7 2
C J 8 2
Maestro
S Q
H K Q J 3
D K Q J 9 4
C K Q 7
West

Pass
Pass

North

2 S

East
Pass
Pass
South
1 D
Pass

 

Too often the pupil lets the teacher down, as in today’s hand, where Gee was doubtless disappointed to have to pass his meaty hand when his partner and protégé, Mini-Gee, showed a weak hand and length in his shortest suit. The opponents, on the other hand, East in particular, were delighted to defend 2S and happily passed it out.

Note the importance of not making a Bones Double here, contrary to the assertions of some specs below. First, it is Mini-Gee, not Gee, who will declare, so the double would be, if anything, a mini-Bones. Second, this is matchpoints, and +500 doesn’t figure to be that much better than +200. Third, and most important, a double gives N/S a chance to run to hearts, and although 3H is down 1 on perfect defense (three rounds of spades to start, and then a fourth round when East takes the trump ace, promoting a trump trick for West), it very likely makes at the table.

One hates to result, but if Mini-Gee passes, East likely balances with 1S, making it easy for N/S to find their heart fit. Or possibly East passes out 1D, which makes 2 or 3, for a plus either way.

The specs eagerly solicited Gee’s opinion of his protégé — if that is the word — bidding a weak jump shift with a 5-4-2-2 one count. As Gee informs them, in bidding judgment the pupil is every bit the teacher’s equal:

Spec #1: did G teach mini-gee to bid 2S with that hand?
Spec #2: i think very highly of 2s here
Spec #3: show the value of his pass
Spec #4: we need a bones double now
Spec #5: thought wjs showed 6 cards
Spec #6: c’mon, CRACK IT
Spec #1: for STCP’s maybe
Spec #7: especially at this vul
Spec #8: wjs always 6
Spec #9: whats wrong with pass?
Spec #10 (to Spec #2): beautiful bid, huh?
Spec #2 (unruffled): yes i think so
Spec #8: G do you play wjs with 5?
Spec #9: this might not make
G: usually not, but in a case like that… what choice does he have?
Spec #9: pass?
Spec #2 (placidly): no choice
Spec #12: cudnt he pass 1d?
Spec #13: pass jumps out at me
G: pass not good
Spec #8: dunno i would pass lol
Spec #5: Pass!!!
Spec #1: what choice? is pass out of fashion?
Spec #9: why not?
G: i might have 3 D’s only and even with 4 there are more chances to play with 7 spades
Spec #2 (impervious): think 2s a truly heartwarming call myself
Spec #6: absolutely
Spec #5: Great bid — worth 8%
Spec #4: 2 spades is hopeless
Spec #10: catastrophic insanity
Spec #11: but as G so adroitly pointed out, what else could he do?

Gee’s legendary loyalty to and support of his partner have often been noted in the Chronicles and I would be remiss if I failed to point it out, as here, when it is actually in evidence.

Oct 012002
 

E/W Vul
IMPs
Dealer: East
Lead: SA

oguz
S 8
H 7 3
D A K J 2
C K Q 8 7 6 4
gandolfo
S A K J 6 2
H K 8 6 5 2
D 7
C A J
[W - E] Maestro
S 10 9 5 4 3
H A Q J
D 9 3
C 10 9 2
tony111
S Q 7
H 10 9 4
D Q 10 8 6 5 4
C 5 3
West

2 D
Pass
Pass

North
1 C
3 D
4 D
East
Pass
3 S
Pass
South
1 D
Pass
Pass

 

Today’s auction is interesting, in the sense of that Chinese curse about interesting times. After North’s 1C opener and Gee’s pass, South begins the frivolity with a 1D response. 2D seems to me an apter description of the South hand, especially at favorable vulnerability, but a few months of writing this column have shown me that all I know, like Socrates, is that I know nothing.

West bids 2D, Michaels, to show his strong 5-5 hand. This looks best. Doubling, which is also possible, would not convey the distribution as well, while a sandwich 1NT or unusual 2NT would imply less high card strength.

The sequence of bids that follow 2D is disturbing. If you have a weak stomach, turn away now: go read the Honor Roll or Dr. Robert or something. First North’s 3D. Now if South had bid 2D, as he should, then North would have an easy raise to five at the vulnerability. He should probably bid 5D even so; it’s clear on the auction that E/W have an immense major-suit fit somewhere. However, he contents himself with 3D, and back we come to our hero.

Some players excite themselves at the prospect of a ten-card fit with an eight-carder on the side, but Gee keeps a cool head. After all, if the West hand is KJxxx Kxxxx xx x, then no game can make. Although West, with such a hand, has no business forcing his passed partner to bid with both unlimited at unfavorable vulnerability, experts like Gee can’t afford to depend on their partners to bid correctly. Sure, game is cold if West has anything like what he says has, and even slam makes on some West hands (like, for instance, the actual one); but why take a chance? Gee chooses a judicious 3S and awaits developments.

South’s pass is remarkable in its own right. His partner has shown nine or more cards in the minors. The opponents must have at least a nine-card spade fit. He has no defense and a known ten-card diamond fit. The vulnerability is favorable. If you won’t sac now, then when, O Lord?

West, in his turn, declines to bid, vulnerable at IMPs, what has to be at least a 50% spade game. And now Gee’s decision to wait pays off, as North gives him another chance by not passing out 3S. And not bidding 5C, giving his partner a choice of minor suit games. And not even bidding 5D. No, North bids 4D.

Gee finds the only way to cap this bidding sequence, by passing.

Down 1 for 50 won’t stack up too well at IMPs against a vulnerable slam, but why stop there? West opens the SA, and Gee carefully discourages with the 3. With a stiff in dummy the S10 would ask for a heart shift, but sometimes even great players forget that their lesser partners need help to read the cards as well as they do. West should probably find the heart anyway, but instead he shifts to the CA, then a trump, and sayonara. Making 5 for 150.

“I bid, did not I?” Gee asks after the hand. His partner does not reply.