Bidding – Page 8 – The Gee Chronicles

Bidding

Aug 282002
 

None Vul
IMPs
Dealer: North
Lead: S10

justinl
S A Q 3 2
H A 5 2
D 10 5 3
C J 8 4
pjm13
S 10 9 8 7
H K J 8 3
D 4 2
C A 10 3
[W - E] moshel
S K J 6
H 10 7 4
D A K Q 9 8 6
C 7
Maestro
S 5 4
H Q 9 6
D J 7
C K Q 9 6 5 2
West

Dbl
3NT
Dbl

North
Pass
2NT
Dbl
Pass
East
1 D
3 C
Pass
Pass
South
2 C
Pass
4 C
Pass

Crises tend to blur distinctions in rank. Who is captain, who is crew? When the ship is sinking, who cares?

Captain Gee sits South today, and overcalls East’s 1D opener with 2C, a bid for which he is no more than an ace short. After West makes a negative double, North, Seaman First Class Justin Lall, begins to wonder whether they’re playing with a pinochle deck. He finally opts for 2NT. I would choose 2D, and reserve 2NT for a hand of the same strength but more in diamonds and less in clubs, say, AJxx Kxx Kxxx xx. But 2NT is certainly better than a different suggestion he gets later on.

East bids 3C, asking a club stopper, and West answers affirmatively with 3NT. Seaman Lall doubles; you can hardly blame him. 3NT succeeds, miraculously, on the normal line of ducking two clubs and playing North for both spade honors and the heart ace, but ironically the 2NT bid may beat it. An expert West would at least consider taking the double finesse in diamonds.

The Captain, however, as befits his rank, elects to pull to 4C and go down with the ship. West doubles and leads the S10.

Under ordinary circumstances the pull would save 50 points, 550 vs. 500, but here we specialize in the extraordinary. The spade finesse loses, and East cashes two top diamonds, on which West plays high-low. This makes the layout clear. West must have the HK and the CA for his bid and East must have six diamonds for his. But the Captain, still stung by his crew’s insubordination, ruffs the third diamond low instead of discarding his heart loser.

West overruffs and returns a spade, won by dummy’s ace. Gee plays a trump, and West wins the trump ace and errs by returning a spade. (A trump breaks up the squeeze.) Now 500 can still be salvaged: running trump squeezes West in the majors. Gee draws the last trump and plays a low heart from dummy. 800.

Court-martial ensues:

G: do you push the auction? just bid 3C will shut them off, I think
justinl: just bid 3C Gee?
G: no… I was captain in this auction
G: you show your hand, period
justinl: no there was no captain
G: huh?
justinl: bridge is not a conversation with the captain
G: ok… ty justin
justinl: it’s one guy lying to the other
justinl: and the other saying “what?”
justinl: that’s no conversation
G: I see we are not getting anywhere that way, and certainly not after you insult me
G: ty opps, justin and opps
G: bye all
justinl has left the table.
Spec #1: the captain fell overboard, the ship sank but so what
G: you are stupid
Spec #1: this is not fair….:-)
G: keep your remarks to yourself… that way we’ll still think you are intelligent
Spec #1: but what about the ship?

That’s mutiny, Seaman! Mutiny I tell you!

Aug 272002
 

None Vul
IMPs
Dealer: North
Lead: S2

o_bones
S K J 7 6
H 5
D 10 7 5 4
C A 6 3 2
yazar
S A 10 9 4 3
H 10 6
D Q 3
C K J 10 5
[W - E] Maestro
S Q
H K J 9 7 4 3
D K 6 2
C Q 9 8
misu
S 8 5 2
H A Q 8 2
D A J 9 8
C 7 4
West

1 S
3 C
Pass
Pass

North
Pass
Pass
Pass
Dbl
East
1 H
2 H
3NT
Pass
South
Pass
Pass
Pass
Pass

Some of my readers seem confused about the Bones Principle — confusion that I myself have perpetrated and that I hope to clear up with today’s hand. No one states the Principle more clearly than the author himself:

When defending versus Gee, if he is to play the hand, wait until he stops bidding; then, no matter your hand or the auction, double for penalties. It will be the winning action in about 90% of the cases.

It follows, as the author has noted elsewhere, that a pure Bones Principle double requires a hand on which one would never dream, otherwise, of doubling for penalties. A hand, in short, like today’s.

Gee, East, picks up one of the world’s worst eleven points. Any STCP™ would open the hand 2H. Gee gives himself full value for the stiff SQ, upgrades for the likelihood that he will declare, and opens 1H instead.

After a 1S response and a 2H rebid, West continues with an ill-advised 3C instead of passing, and storm clouds appear on the horizon. It’s not too late for Gee to bid 3H, which is off 1 on perfect defense (club lead and duck) but likely makes at the table. But Gee’s thinking, diamond stopper, club support, why not 3NT? The only thing his hand lacks is actual tricks.

3NT is passed around to Bones. Against an ordinary declarer he has no double. The auction normally indicates an East holding like xx AKQxxx Kxx Qx, on which 3NT probably makes, even on a spade lead, if West actually has his bid.

Bones doubles anyway, providing us with a canonical application of the Bones Principle. It is a nice question, on which, perhaps, the author might care to inform us, whether a Bones Principle double against 3NT also calls for leading dummy’s first-bid suit. Misu apparently thinks so; he leads the S2. Gee ducks, and Bones wins the SK and returns a diamond, ducked by Misu to the queen. Now the defense always comes to two spades, two hearts, three diamonds and a club: eight tricks. The hand has a final, remarkable point of interest. I would have thought it impossible, before today, to beat a freely-bid 3NT four tricks without even a single five-card suit.

If you’re still confused about the Bones Principle after all this, perhaps the specs can set you straight:

Spec #1 (before double): the bones principle may come into play
Spec #2: for the unenlightened among us, what is the bones principle?
Spec #1: it means to double G purely on the fact that he has voluntarily bid
Spec #2 (after double): wow! has it been patented yet? great double!
Spec #3: this bones principle sounds like an illegal bid to me
Spec #4: isn’t it alertable?
Spec #3: it’s not on general convention chart
Spec #4: brown sticker?

Aug 262002
 

Both Vul
IMPs
Dealer: South
Lead: H3

seymon
S K Q 10 6 4 3
H J
D 4 3
C K 5 4 2
kasey
S J
H K 4 3
D A J 10 8 7 5
C J 10 3
[W - E] scott-1
S 9 7 5 2
H A Q 9 8 5 2
D 6 2
C 6
Maestro
S A 8
H 10 7 6
D K Q 9
C A Q 9 8 7
West

1 D
3 H
Pass

North

1 S
4 S
Pass

East

2 H
Pass
Pass

South
1 C
2NT
4NT

Today’s hand illustrates an important but frequently overlooked point in bidding theory: don’t be in a hurry to bid notrump. You can always bid it later.

Gee sits South. With a 2-3-3-5 hand, 15 points, good spots, and tenaces in the minors, the STCP™ might open 1NT. Gee knows there’ll be plenty of time to bid notrump later and opens 1C instead.

West overcalls 1D, North shows his 5+ spades, East bids 2H, and it’s back to our hero. A good spot for a Western cuebid of 3H, asking for a heart stopper? Not so fast. Gee shrewdly opts for 2NT. Geeselle, who sent me this beauty, theorizes that this is a case of “bidder’s remorse”: Gee regrets not having opened 1NT and is trying to compensate. She underestimates our hero. 2NT is tactical. Sure, 10xx isn’t much of a heart stopper, but the 2NT bid ought to discourage West from leading hearts: after all, only a moron would bid notrump in that position without a heart stopper, right? Besides, the cue would force North to bid notrump first. This would automatically wrong-side the hand, because Gee would not be playing it.

West raises to 3H and North, who figures his partner is showing a balanced hand with extras, reasonably bids the spade game. This is passed to our hero, who goes into the tank and emerges with…4NT!

Is it Blackwood? To play? Minor suit takeout? Experienced as I am in the Master’s Way I still don’t have the faintest idea. North reasons that Gee must hold a stiff spade with 1NT values — otherwise he’d open 1NT, right? — and passes, as the least of the evils. And I sympathize: I really do.

As Rommel could have told you, even the best tactics don’t always succeed. West leads a heart despite Gee’s strict instructions to the contrary, and the smoke clears seven tricks later. The churlish may notice that if Gee opens 1NT North transfers to spades at the 4-level and, even with some static from E/W, they likely play 4S, making 5. But where’s the pedagogical value in that?

Aug 222002
 

Both Vul
IMPs
Dealer: South
Lead: D4

bgo
S A Q 9 5 3 2
H A K 8
D A J 10 8
C
priceat
S K J 8 4
H 9 3
D 9 6 5
C K 10 9 8
[W - E] wildcats
S 10
H Q J 10 7 6 4
D 4
C Q 7 5 3 2
Maestro
S 7 6
H 5 2
D K Q 7 3 2
C A J 7 4
West

Pass
Pass
Pass

North

1 S
6 S

East

3 H
Pass

South
Pass
3 S
Pass

 

In a previous hand, Gee demonstrated the importance of supporting partner’s suit, even with a void. Today we see a variation on the theme.

North opens 1S third-hand, East makes an aggressive preemptive overcall in hearts, and once again it is up to our hero, South.

A negative double might suggest itself. Excellent hand, 5-4 in the unbid suits — exactly what’s required for a negative double at the three-level. Gee, however, somehow divines that the best fit for the partnership is spades, and bids 3S.

At this point North’s only problem is whether to play a small slam or a grand. He conservatively leaps to 6S. Cue-bidding clubs is better but probably leads to the same contract. (What Gee should bid over 4C, having already bid 3S, is a fascinating but esoteric question, outside the scope of this discussion.)

6D of course is cold, and even 7D has a play on the layout, although it’s tricky to manage the entries against a heart lead. But in 6S declarer must lose two trump tricks, down 1. I turn the analysis over to the players:

BGO: no luck
BGO: 7D was on
G: happens, pd… I took a great risk with 3S
G: was not going to show D on this auction
BGO: x would have been nice on 3H
G: I could figure we had a fit in S
BGO: agree
G: and we had little room to bid over 3H too… 2 reasons why I did not double
G: not that they were the best in the world
G: but…
G: (Lobby) Need EXPERT pd @ Gerard

Aug 212002
 

E/W Vul
IMPs
Dealer: South
Lead: S3

vegan
S 9 7 6 5 2
H Q 8
D K 4
C K J 9 2
jime
S J 8
H 10 5 3
D J 10 9 8 6 3
C 10 7
[W - E] Maestro
S A K Q 10 4
H A 9
D Q 2
C 6 5 4 3
patss
S 3
H K J 7 6 4 2
D A 7 5
C A Q 8
West

Pass
Pass
Pass

North

1 S
Pass
Pass

East

Pass
3 C
Pass

South
1 H
2 H
Dbl

 

We all find ourselves in hopeless contracts occasionally. Maybe not quite as hopeless 3CX, but hopeless nonetheless. The expert does not give up. Today Gee demonstrates how to make the best of a bad situation.

N/S are cold for 4H, but miss it after South understates his hand slightly with the 2H rebid. Two passes to Gee…a pause…and 3C emerges!

2S, which has to be natural in this position, is probably unwise at unfavorable. In fact it would either go for 500 or balance N/S into game. 3C, however, beggars description. Certainly my small literary powers cannot begin to do it justice. 3CX it is, however, and now the play problem is to hold the loss down to a palatable 15 IMPs or so.

Double-dummy defense takes 11 tricks. Heart lead, knock out the HA, ruff in on the second round of spades, pull trump, and cash seven tricks in the reds. But it’s not easy for South to visualize declarer’s hand, and he leads his stiff spade.

Gee wins in dummy and leads a diamond. North flies with DK and shifts to the HQ, won by Gee, who continues diamonds. South wins the DA, cashes a high heart, and makes a crucial error by leading a third round of hearts, shortening her partner’s trump. North discards a spade, as good as anything, and Gee ruffs. He plays another round of spades, ruffed by South with C8. Now Gee alertly lets the defenders play a high cross ruff for the rest of the hand, and winds up holding his C6 over North’s C2 at the end for his fourth trick. Down 5, to be sure, but think of what might have been.

Aug 202002
 

N/S Vul
IMPs
Dealer: North
Lead: C5

weaver
S A 9 5 4 2
H Q
D A K 3
C A 10 8 6
brando
S K J 8 6
H A J 8 7 3
D Q J 9
C 5
[W - E] jb_1
S 10 3
H 10 6 5 4 2
D 7 6 2
C 9 4 3
Maestro
S Q 7
H K 9
D 10 8 5 4
C K Q J 7 2
West

Pass
Pass
Pass

North
1 S
3 C
4 D
Pass
East
Pass
Pass
Pass
Pass
South
2 C
3NT
6 C

 

The gentle mind by gentle deeds is known.
For a man by nothing is so well bewray’d,
As by his manners.
–Spenser

The expert is not a result merchant. The expert does not blame his partner for a bad board. The expert does not leave the table after a catastrophe. At least that’s what I used to think.

Gee is South today. We have an uncontroversial auction — assuming, as I think, that 2C just shows 11+ and is not game-forcing — until Gee bids 3NT. Now there’s nothing wrong with the bid or the contract, which is cold even on a heart lead. But North has a slammish hand with excellent trump support and extras. He cues 4D to show it.

My inexpert eye sees nothing wrong with this bid either. North has a stiff heart and first round control in the other suits, and 5C is likely to be safe, maybe even safer than 3NT. Gee, however, reevaluates his aceless balanced minimum and leaps to 6C. The result is what you might expect.

As he claims down 1 the specs bestir themselves:

Spec #1: here come the recriminations
G: pd… 3NT was worth 7.75 IMPS
Spec #2: Oh :<<
G: why take me out of it?
Spec #2: You sure called that one
Spec #1: bridge is a lecture
Spec #3: [Spec #1] is a jaded veteran in the ways of the G
G: I can’t play like that… then specs judge me and say I am a bum
G: sorry
Spec #1: god i love that
G: my last one now
Spec #4: lol
Spec #2: Oh my god.
Spec #1: actually, specs judge you and say you’re a flaming asshole
Spec #5: gerard is all ego and little skill
Spec #5: i have played with him live and online
Spec #3: live?? I feel sorry for you
Spec #5: nothing is his fault
Spec #1: bum too, but that’s on other evidence
Spec #4: maybe we should all stop speccing him
Spec #5: we had a 3rd overall in a pair event in anaheim
Spec #5: with one of my students we would have won the event lol
G: what play? this was not play
Spec #4: oh brother!
Spec #1: he’s lucky this isn’t live
Spec #1: because I’d be looking for a blunt instrument by now

Aug 182002
 

Both Vul
MPs
Dealer: South
Lead: H9

Maestro
S A 10 3
H A 10 8 7 4
D K 10 9 5
C 7
sasscat
S Q 6 5 2
H 9 6
D J 6 2
C J 9 8 2
[W - E] danb
S J 9 7 4
H K Q J 3 2
D Q
C A 5 3
sensj
S K 8
H 5
D A 8 7 4 3
C K Q 10 6 4
West

Pass
Pass
Pass
Pass

North

1 H
2 D
3 D

East

Pass
2 H
Pass

South
1 D
2 C
Pass
Pass

Again, as much as the answers to give to the captain’s questions are precise, the captain’s questions do not have for feed you with information about his/her hand, though it is preferance incase captainship is picked by the crew, you in our case.
–G. Cohen, Bridge Is a Conversation

When is a preference not a preference?

After South opens 1D in first seat, Gee holds four-card support to the K10, a decent 5-card heart suit, two aces and a stiff — pretty good-looking hand on first glance. He bids an unexceptionable 1H. South rebids 2C, and Gee has a few choices. A fourth-suit game-forcing 2S would be my choice, leaving plenty of room to explore 3NT, 5D or even 6D. (Even with South’s 12-point hand 6D has chances, and it makes on the actual layout against best defense provided declarer guesses trump.) 3D is another possibility.

Then there is the actual bid, 2D. This appears to be a preference — it walks like a preference, it quacks like a preference — but is actually a “preferance incase.” That’s in case your partner complains that you took a preference with a game-forcing hand.

East, however, decides to give Gee another chance and overcalls 2H. You can’t really blame him. He figures North and South for minimums and knows any trump holding will be in front of him. 2H is passed around to Gee. He could double: this nets anywhere from 1100 to 500, depending on whether the defense is perfect, adequate or woeful. He could bid 5D. He could bid 3NT. If he still isn’t sure they have game, he could bid 2NT.

Or he could bid 3D. As sensj chalks up 170, and none of the matchpoints, for making 6, he remarks, with notable restraint, that Gee’s hand is “too strong for a preference.” Gee doesn’t answer. “Preferance incase” theory would take too long to explain.

Aug 162002
 

E/W Vul
IMPs
Dealer: South
Lead: H3

tsen
S A Q J 9 3 2
H 3
D J 7 5
C 8 4 3
Maestro
S 5
H 9 8 7
D A Q 4 3
C A K Q 6 2
[W - E] taryk
S 10 7 6 4
H J 5 2
D K 10 8
C J 10 9
icaros
S K 8
H A K Q 10 6 4
D 9 6 2
C 7 5
West

2 C
3 D
Pass
Pass

North

Dbl
Pass
Dbl

East

Pass
5 C
Pass

South
1 H
2 H
Pass
Pass

 

Visions, as any visionary will tell you, arrive on their schedule, not yours. This led to disaster in today’s hand.

After South’s 1H opener our hero has choices. Some players, holding such good minor suits, would bid unusual 2NT, despite being 1-3-4-5, for its preemptive value. 2NT works out well on the actual layout, as the subsequent auction is probably 3S, all pass, down 1. But 2NT could also work out badly, and 2C, Gee’s actual bid, is perfectly fine. North makes a rather eccentric negative double; other possibilities are 2S, or even a semi-preemptive 3S if the partnership plays 2S there, as is customary, as a forcing bid.

East passes, South rebids his hearts, and it’s up to Gee. He has defense but should be willing to compete, even at unfavorable, to least the three-level in the minors. A modestly gifted visionary would double for minor-suit takeout. (E/W make three of either minor, and N/S can’t make more than two of anything.) But Gee is cursed with an untimely moment of blindness: he bids 3D, forcing his partner to take a club preference, if he needs one, at the four-level.

Naturally partner takes the club preference — in spades, as it were. The less said about the 5C bid the better, but the 4C bid he should have made doesn’t work out too well either.

When play begins Gee, too late, regains his vatic powers. As South cashes his second heart, dummy undummies: “Down 2.” “OK,” Tsen replies, “diamonds 3-3.” “Automatic down 2,” Gee insists, “even if diamonds are 4-2.”

This puzzles Tsen, who like most of us is not blessed with the ability to see through the backs of the cards. “If diamonds are 4-2,” he says, “I will ruff.”

“If you have any trump left,” says Gee. “Which you won’t.”

Update: My distinguished expert consultants, O_Bones and dross, inform me — but nicely! — that I’ve butchered this analysis. Although they agree with me that 2NT is a reasonable compromise bid the first time around, they think a double on the second round suggests three good or even four bad spades, i.e., three-suit takeout, not the minors. 2NT is their suggested rebid, even though it’s supposed to show 4-6. They also both agree with taryk’s 5C bid. Since Gee’s 3D bid should show a huge 5-6 hand, 5C looks, from East’s perspective, like a reasonable proposition.

Aug 152002
 

None Vul
IMPs
Dealer: South
Lead: D3

mico
S K 9
H K 9 7 6 3
D Q 9 7
C Q 7 3
altaya
S Q J 8 7 6 4
H 5 2
D 8 4
C 8 6 4
[W - E] Maestro
S A 2
H A J 8 4
D A 10 5 2
C A J 2
hsherif
S 10 5 3
H Q 10
D K J 6 3
C K 10 9 5
West

Pass
2 H
Pass
Pass

North

1 H
Pass
Pass
Pass

East

1NT
3NT
Rdbl

South
Pass
Dbl
Dbl
Pass

Many qualities distinguish the expert from the ordinary player, and imagination is not the least of them. The expert will often bid contracts undreamt of by the Small Time Club Player™ because of his almost extrasensory ability to visualize the other hands.

Today, for example, Gee, sitting East, has a very solid 1NT overcall of North’s rather shabby third-hand heart opener. South doubles to show a competitive hand, and West bids 2H, transferring to spades. This is passed to Gee. You would accept the transfer. I would accept the transfer. Gee is blinded by a vision of runnable spades in dummy and bids 3NT.

South does not share the vision and doubles. The doubt of the world is but confirmation to the prophet: Gee redoubles. One may ask why West doesn’t pull to 4S, but you aren’t supposed to yank your partner’s business redouble, and if Gee holds, say, Kxxx AQ A10xx AJx, then 3NTXX probably rolls in while 4S has no chance. So West lets the redouble stick.

The intensity of a vision, alas, does not guarantee its accuracy. Gee makes the HJ along with his four aces, for -1600. His partner inquires in the post mortem what induced him to bid 3NT. “If you have KQxxx of spades,” says Gee, “then 3NT is cold.” (Actually there are still only eight tricks on the actual diamond lead, even if spades break, provided South discards carefully.) Gee’s partner wants to know what happens if spades don’t happen to be 3-3. No problem, Gee says, 3NT makes anyway. There has always been a fine line, the historians of religion tell us, between mystic vision and hallucination, and here, perhaps, we have crossed it.

Aug 142002
 

None Vul
IMPs
Dealer: South
Lead: D3

goal
S Q 6 3
H J 6 3
D 3
C J 10 9 6 4 3
janiner
S 8 5 4
H 10 8 4 2
D A J 10 8
C A 5
[W - E] Maestro
S A K
H A K Q 5
D K Q 9 6 4
C K 2
zow
S J 10 9 7 2
H 9 7
D 7 5 2
C Q 8 7
West

Pass
4 H

North

3 C
Pass

East

Dbl
Pass

South
Pass
4 C
Pass

 

I have often heard Gee accused of underbidding, often of overbidding. This misses the point. Gee is, on average, an accurate bidder. The scatterplot, however, is rather widely dispersed.

Today, as East, he holds a two-loser moose and doubles North’s grungy third-hand 3C preempt. South raises to 4C, although it looks like E/W are cold for slam and an obstreperous raise to 5C seems warranted. A 5C bid would tempt me to double with West’s hand, making it far more difficult to find the heart grand. (5CX is down 5 automatically and down 6 with perfect defense.) But over 4C West naturally bids the heart game and North passes, leaving matters up to our hero.

Fortunately a modern convention has been devised to help him find the right contract here. It’s called Blackwood. If West shows one ace you bid six; if she shows two you bid the grand. It is also barely possible that West holds something like Qxx J109xxxx x Qx, in which case you sign off in 5H.

I forgot to mention that you can pass too. Which is what he does.

For the less mathematical of my readers, who may not know about scatterplot dispersions, perhaps a homelier analogy will serve. If you have one arm in freezing and the other in scalding water, you’re comfortable. On average.