Aaron Haspel – Page 28 – The Gee Chronicles

Aaron Haspel

Jul 132002
 

N/S Vul
IMPs
Dealer: West
Lead: H4

Maestro
S J 8
H A K Q J 10 8
D Q 7
C Q J 6
samir
S A K 9 5 2
H 3
D A 9 3 2
C K 10 3
[W - E] ecam
S Q 10 4 3
H 4 2
D K J 6 4
C A 9 7
stans
S 7 6
H 9 7 6 5
D 10 8 5
C 8 5 4 2
West
1 S
Pass
Pass
North
2 H
5 H
Pass
East
4 S
Dbl
South
Pass
Pass

 

This week’s hands shall be devoted to what I expect to become an ongoing feature in this space, the 1100 Collection. Down 4 doubled vul or 5 non vul. Sticks and Wheels™. Of course I’m not talking about going for 1100 against the opponents’ vulnerable slam; any idiot can do that. Sticks and Wheels, judiciously employed, can be a deadly weapon at the game or even the part-score level.

Today we see Sticks and Wheels used to great effect against a non-vulnerable game. Gee, sitting North, makes a perfectly fine 2H overcall over West’s first-seat spade opener. A quick raise to game by an unpassed East (3H is the book bid in 2/1, 3S in SAYC, but 4S worked out OK this time), two passes back to our hero…Reader, ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for Gee. Holding six heart tricks, a bag of potpourri and a petrified starfish, he rises to the occasion with a 5H bid. The dream dummy nearly prevented this hand’s inclusion in the 1100 Collection, but luckily the defense slipped and opened the clubs, allowing him to escape for 1100. Bean counters who carp at the resulting 12 IMP loss are missing the point. If you can’t appreciate the beauty of bridge, why play at all?

Jul 132002
 

Temper temper. Yesterday Gerard threw out all the spectators for disrespect, including the ones who were minding their own business. Careful what you wish for.

This week I’m inaugurating a special feature, the 1100 Collection. I’m going to need a logo for it, and as regular readers have probably figured out, logos aren’t exactly in my line. So it’s contest time. The designer of the winning logo will receive a credit, an autographed copy of Mike Wiss’s amusing book, Shadow in the Bridge World, and anything else I can find around the apartment. The contest ends when I say so.

Jul 122002
 
E/W Vul
IMPs
Dealer: West
efes
S Q J 8 5 2
H K
D Q 10 7 4 3 2
C 6
Lead: D9
ericb
S
H Q 10 9 8 6 4 2
D 9 8 6 5
C 9 4
[W - E] boulette
S A K 10 4 3
H A
D A J
C Q 10 8 5 2
Maestro
S 9 7 6
H J 7 5 3
D K
C A K J 7 3
West
Pass
1 H
Pass
Pass
Dbl
North
Pass
1NT
3 S
4 D
Pass
East
1 C
2 S
Dbl
Dbl
Pass
South
Pass
3 H!
4 C!!
4 H!!!
Pass

 

The 4-1 fit is often difficult to find, particularly after interference. Today’s hand shows us how. Many people open a spade with East’s hand, but here bidding the clubs first turned out to be a big success. 1NT from North as a passed hand, regardless of agreements, must be sandwich, showing a weakish hand and 5-5 or better in the unbid suits. Perhaps a far better writer than I, a Nabokov or an Amis, could do justice to the icy chill that must have run down North’s spine when Gee bid 3H over East’s 2S. I won’t even try.

North tries to start a conversation with 3S, which would be unpleasant to play but probably doesn’t go for more than 800, but who can stop a runaway train? 3S is greeted with 4C, and a last desperate pull to 4D with 4H! Fortunately N/S kept a close eye on the vulnerability. Down 7 is only -2000 and minus 19 IMPs. Could have been worse. I guess.

Jul 112002
 

None Vul
IMPs
Dealer: West
Lead:C10

unknown
S A K 6 5 2
H 10
D Q 6
C A K Q J 6
tgallery
S Q 10 3
H 8 6
D A 8 5 4 3
C 10 4 2
[W - E] groll
S J 9 4
H K J 9 7 5 4
D 10
C 9 8 7
Maestro
S 8 7
H A Q 3 2
D K J 9 7 2
C 5 3
West
Pass
Pass
Pass
Pass
Pass
North
1 C
1 S
2 S
6NT
East
Pass
Pass
Pass
Pass
South
1 D
2 H
2NT
Pass

 

Today we see Gee at the wheel of an interesting double squeeze. North/South reach a reasonable contract of 6NT after a rather ambitious auction. South’s 2H is either fourth suit forcing or a reverse but seems an overbid in either case.

Gee, declaring 6NT, receives a club lead. At first blush it looks like he needs five tricks in the red suits. Gee leads a low diamond off the board at trick 2, blocking the suit but hoping against hope, I suppose, that East will fly with the ace if he has it. East doesn’t play the A but he does play the 10. Gee covers with the J, which holds. West wins the second diamond, East discarding the H5, and returns a club. A spade would be better, and a heart with the diamonds blocked is interesting, although the hand can still be made (the squeeze still operates because West has only two hearts).

But now the hand is cold. Declarer can run the clubs, cross to the HA, and cash a diamond to come down to this four-card ending:

S A K 6 5
H
D
C
S ?
H ?
D 8 5
C
[W - E] S ? ? ?
H ?
D
C
S 8
H Q
D K 2
C

 

West can have at most two spades remaining, and if East has the HK the last diamond winner will force him to unguard the spades, giving Gee his 12th trick. So the squeeze always works if the HK is with East, and it also works if the HK is with West either stiff or along with four or more spades.

So Gee runs the winners and makes six, right? Not exactly. He discards the HQ on the last club, keeping his two dead spades. Down 1. Musta misclicked.

Jul 112002
 

“With eight cards and the AKJ I always try to drop the Q.”

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Jul 102002
 

None Vul
IMPs
Dealer: East
Lead: S2

kefeli
S 8 7 5
H A 9 3 2
D K 10
C A 9 5 4
johnjay
S A 10 9 4
H Q J 4
D J 6 5 2
C K 7
[W - E] Maestro
S Q J 6
H K 10 7
D A 4 3
C Q 10 8 6
timo
S K 3 2
H 8 6 5
D Q 9 8 7
C J 3 2
West

1 S
2NT

North

Pass
Pass

East
1 C
1NT
Pass
South
Pass
Pass
Pass

Continuing our series on dummy play, we find Gee declaring 2NT after a quiet auction, although passing 1NT might be better with West’s grungy 11. Timo, sitting South, opens the spade deuce, as good as anything, which Gee wins in hand with the J. We pause to count tricks. Three or four spades, depending on the location of the K. Two hearts can be established, plus the DA and at least one club. So you might expect the SQ at trick 2 to find out how the spades lie. If it holds, then there’s time to set up two hearts and a club for eight tricks. If not, then you decide which minor suit to play on.

But this is a superficial view. Gee sees more deeply into the hand and plays a low club at the second trick. North wins the A and returns a low heart. An average player might win this in hand and take the spade finesse, but Gee, apparently certain that North holds the SK, wins it on board with the J and leads the S9. Alas, it turns out that South made a sneaky lead from an honor against no trump. Timo wins the K and leads a second round of hearts, ducked to Gee’s 10. Gee now leads to the SA and, neglecting to cash the fourth spade, leads the C7. This line would succeed if North had begun with exactly AJ9 in clubs, but no luck. Timo wins the CJ and Gee loses two more hearts, a diamond and a club at the end for down 2.

Jul 102002
 

“I have lost all my students except one thanks to Aaron [names of several innocent parties follow] and the gracious publicity they are giving me…I want to thank you Aaron and your friends for a job well done!”

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Jul 092002
 

None Vul
IMPs
Dealer: South
Lead: CJ

seawind
S A 8 6 5
H 6
D K 10 8
C J 10 9 8 4
Maestro
S K
H A Q J 4
D 7 6 3
C Q 7 6 3 2
[W - E] ahmed1
S Q 9 4 2
H K 8 5
D A Q J 9 2
C A
agamawi
S J 10 7 3
H 10 9 7 3 2
D 5 4
C K 5
West

1 C
1 H
1NT
Pass

North

Pass
Pass
Pass
Pass

East

1 D
1 S
3NT

South
Pass
Pass
Pass
Pass

Today Gee, sitting West, is declaring 3NT after a normal auction and receives the normal lead of the CJ. Let’s do the novice thing and count our tricks. Four hearts, one club, nice looking diamond suit in dummy makes nine unless South has four or more including the K and the 10. Five clubs to the Q in hand, they’re not gonna run clubs out on you. So the novice might play DA and a D honor, which wins between 80 and 90% of the time. The novice might even be right. But Gee is no novice. At trick 2 he leads a low spade off the board! North takes the ace and returns the S8, confirming the old adage, “Both sides lead same suit, one side crazy.” Gee wins the Q, and now the defense has three tricks established and one in. It’s still not too late to make by finessing twice in diamonds, but Gee now cashes four hearts and takes one diamond finesse. It holds, but he’s squandered his entry to repeat the finesse, and the DK fails to drop when he cashes the A. Down one. Some guys just have no luck.

Jul 082002
 

N/S Vul
MPs
Dealer: East
Lead: D2

dickfu
S Q 10 9 6
H K 7 5
D K 7 3
C K 8 3
janiner
S K 8 5 4
H J 8 6
D 4
C 10 9 7 5 4
[W - E] Maestro
S 7 3
H A 4 2
D Q J 10 9 6 5
C Q J
herbr
S A J 2
H Q 10 9 3
D A 8 2
C A 6 2
West

Pass
Pass
Pass

North

1 S
3NT
Pass

East
Pass
2 D
4 D
Pass
South
1 D
2NT
Dbl

The opening diamond bid was Precision, showing fewer than 16 points and 2+ diamonds. Two diamonds is risky — the responder is unlimited and opener may have a diamond suit — but at least defensible at the favorable vulnerability. We shall discuss what four diamonds showed in a moment.

There is nothing to the play. Six tricks: four trumps, the SK and the HA. Gerard takes his six tricks for -800 and zero matchpoints. Then he apologizes to his partner — for the play! One of the spectators points out that maybe the four diamond bid was the problem. “There was nothing wrong about my bidding,” says Gee. “3NT is clearly cold…4D was a good bid, your insinuation is nasty at best.”

One hates to insinuate nastily, and 3NT is indeed cold on a diamond lead. But on a club lead, which is unlikely but possible from the West hand, declarer has only eight tricks unless he finds the HJ, which is by no means certain. In 4D West has five playing tricks. Partner needs to show up with two tricks to beat the actual result, and if she does then 3NT might go down as well.

Jul 082002
 

“You keep going and going against my wishes…you think you’re gonna get away with it?”

—threatening me with legal action, or something

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